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Well, I was recruited into the NSA straight out of the Witness Protection Program to help them with highly classified projects involving tiny super-computers that can record the thoughts of everyone on the planet simultaneously via artificial insect chassis based on gnats and flies which are indistinguishable from the actual insects. Indistinguishable mostly because of the fact that the actual insects never existed. Evidence of their evolution was falsified in order to implement our Really Overt Autonomous Mentality Extrapolation Recon System without alarming the public. BTW, we also control all reality side-threads since the branching of the main trunk in 1965 after the fall of Heaven.