Ralph Lombard

Humorist, poet, philosopher, and a cracker-jack prize winning author, I've been called "the finest new writer of the 21st century", but only by my mom. I'm also a songwriter with my own band, but unfortunately it's just a rubber band. Seriously, though, life is too serious to be taken seriously so please skip this sentence. Now I am squeezed-out like a sponge, so I must go absorb some more reality. Or maybe watch TV.