Tyler

I am currently living upon the roof of the world's ugliest man, typing these very lines upon an 8 year-old keyboard that I stole from a hobo. Seriously though, this dude is *ugly*. I have witnessed several birds die after perching upon a branch outside his window. He would walk into the room, the birds would take a single glimpse then simply drop dead. Quite a nasty fall they would have too. One of them fell into a grocery bag someone was carrying below.